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People, bad hair is a choice. You can’t blame genetics and you can’t blame your parents. (Unless maybe you took style cues from your parents, which would just be sad.) There’s something out there on someone’s head that will look good on your head too, if you just take the time to research. If you’re online reading this, that means you have access to the greatest source of information since the Library of Alexandria was sacked. And I’ll bet that even the Library didn’t have a Premium How-To Guide showing you the path to the perfect male hairstyle.

First off, don’t just look at a picture of Matthew Perry (or whomever it is kids like these days) and decide you want that hair. You gotta consider the shape of your head and face. Different shaped heads work better with different hairstyles. Hair comes in a multitude of textures, some more pliant than others. Like an ornery old mule, hair can be stubborn, so don’t expect your bristle head to ever look like Kid Rock’s cascading locks. Flat, straight hair is difficult to layer and texture. Basically, no amount of hair product can cajole a head of hair to go against its nature, so don’t try it. Instead, get in tune with your overall vibe and choose a style that fits it. Or better yet, let a competent stylist help you. But before you go, there are a few ways to prepare for a day at the barbershop:

1. What’s even possible?
Be realistic. You may not be able to replicate the sideswept nonchalance of an Eric Roberts, but you can certainly come damn close. When you do go consult with a stylist, bring in a couple examples of hairstyles that you fancy. Tear-outs from a magazine, whatever. This will let them gauge you. Certain styles will probably be ruled out. Like I said before, you can’t make your hair go against its nature. The stylist simply discovers that nature and gives you the possibilities. Don’t get defensive — trust them. But don’t be scared to speak up if they’re doing something you don’t like. You’re paying good money for this, so make sure you’re happy.

2. How trendy do you want to go?
Some cuts are classic and timeless, but others are informed by current trends. The great thing about hair is that it grows. If a cut goes out of style, but you’re still sporting it, go ahead and visit your stylist or just wait for it to grow out. Or, you know what? Rock it regardless. Confidence is key. Cause let’s face it, if you’re holding on for dear life to a rattail, you’re definitely going to need confidence.

3. How much maintenance are you ready for?
There’s nothing better than that first day right after a visit to the stylist. There’s a skip in your step, you’re checking out every mirror possible, and your personal soundtrack is playing in your head. But then you wake up the next day, take a shower, and spend an hour trying to recreate the magic that was yesterday’s hair. Avoid this next-day-turquoise-dollar-store-hair-gel-nightmare by discussing maintenance and product use with your stylist beforehand. Pony up the dough and buy the products they use to give you that first day hair magic. Also, pay attention during the cut and styling. You shouldn’t attempt cutting your own hair, but you can take a few cues from the way your hair was styled post-cut.

4. Where to go?
Definitely avoid Supercuts. That’s a haircut factory; you want a hairstylist. Unfortunately, you’ll probably have to pay quite handsomely for a good hairstylist. But trust us — once you get that perfect cut, money won’t be an issue. The difference is that dramatic. That’s not to say you should just plop down in the first stylist’s chair you find. Do some research. Look up local stylists and give ‘em a call, or do a walk in. Talk to the people who might be doing your hair. Going in will give you a chance to see what kind of product they produce. If you like what you see, give it a shot. If cost is an issue, Rudy’s Barbershop is a reputable, affordable chain with stores throughout the west coast. We’re guessing there are some elsewhere too.

You could have the wiriest, greasiest hair, or almost none at all. Whatever your situation, there is a solution. You do have options, and your best one is to find a stylist you like and leave it up to them. Hair is the accessory you have to wear everyday: deal with it appropriately.

***Picture Thanks to RobertN***